I don't know how I missed these. At a year, they're old. Here are some of my fav's (in my order of chuckleness):

De Novo: You Might Be a Law Student If...:

Your mother's so fat she's always in diversity jurisdiction.

Your mother's so old, Scalia cites to her.

Your mother's so old, she can't be the measuring life.

You're so stupid you have your own reasonable person standard.

Your mother's so fat her manufacturer was strictly liable for not making her beep when backing up.

I think it would be better in the second of those above to say "Thomas cites to her," instead of "Scalia cites to her."

I was going to say that.