Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? - Being an American - MSNBC.com:

Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?

As it happens, I apparently do. I will admit to a bit of a guess on #19 (which seems like a pretty stupid question to me.)

Crap! I only got 80% -- so where am I supposed to go? Canada?

Which ones did you miss?

Frankly, given your low-grade mothering, you should probably think about fleeing, anyway. Leave the boy to Chris to raise as a man, rather than as the son of a poet.

Mmm, tacos in Brazil.