I've tried to preserve the following verbatim, though the handwriting was tough to make out. Be sure to check out the actual complaint.

[M]oves this honorable court to issue a TRO Temporary Restraining order against MICHAEL VICK from any further contact with Plaintiff. As Plaintiff is claiming that his Federal and State Constitutional Rights are being violated under the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th amendment of the Constitution. For relief, Plaintiff seeks 63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars backed by gold and silver delivered via "UPS" United States Parcel Service to the front gates of FCI Williamsburg, Salters S.C., collected from Defendant MICHAEL VICK.
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On April 20th, 2007 MR. VICK stole two white mixed Pit Bull dogs from my residence in Holiday florida, and used them for dog fighting throughout the Richmond Area. MR. VICK damaged my RFID chips in my dogs collars so I will not be able to track them. these 2 dogs were used for fighting on April 23rd, 24th, and 26th, 2007. On April 28th, MR. VICK sold my dogs on EBAY Auction, and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iran Government.
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• On Feb 10th, 2007 MICHAEL VICK plead Alliengence to Al-qaeda
• MICHAEL VICK subjected me to microwave Testing
• MICHAEL VICK used drugs in school zones
• MICHAEL VICK is in the business of illegal steroids

When it rains it poors. $63,000,000,000.00 billion is a lot. I assume the missiles are for al-Qaeda.

Your boy Jonathan Riches has filed a new suit, this one significantly more impressive:

http://volokh.com/files/jonathanlee.pdf