Continuing the meme from Above, Trademark continues to be one of my more entertaining classes. This past week, puzzled as he stared at the board trying to spell "quiche," my professor exclaimed, "I am smart. I just can't spell."

Suitable puffery regarding "real men" came to mind, but others in the class would resort to it when referring to the spelling of his last name, if I recall correctly, as "regal."

That, of course, reminds me of "NewsRadio":
Catherine: Catherine with a C is regal. Katherine with a K is a two-bit biker chick from Jersey.
Dave: Like that cheap slut Katherine Hepburn.

I remain convinced that that is the reason Dave and Paula used a C and refuse the use of Cathy.